grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

Grumplesilkskin

A grumpy person who has silk like skin.

OMG Luis, stop being such a Grumplesilkskin!

by imlovemarie July 23, 2011

grumpular

a person who appears to have a stick wedged up his/her anal cavity.

hey grumpular, pull that stink stick out of your butt!

by Nadia Doherty May 14, 2003

Grumpleupagus

A person who is extremely grumpy, a play on the Sesame Street character, Snuffleupagus.

My, oh my, are you a grumpleupagus today or what?

by RNDLMC September 10, 2006

Grumplin

A person who is small, mousy, impish, and greasy in demeanor. A grumplin is typically intensely repulsive for a non-apparent reason. Common actions of a grumplin include sniveling and cackling.

Sophie: Who's that little greasy girl sniveling in the corner? I couldn't explain it, but her impishness just repulses me!

John: I'm not sure...but she's quite a grumplin.

by splusj November 17, 2009

Grumplestilskin

to be a complete asshole, a perpetual parade rainer-oner

That asshole got fired now he's a total Grumplestilskin

by Snoogs April 3, 2006

grumplet

getting a blowjob while takin a crap

dude she just gave me a grumplet!

by bagman September 1, 2003