grump

A poo that requires a minimum of 10 wipes or 6 wipes + 1 cottonelle.

Oh man, i gotta get to the bathroom and grump before Im sittin in a puddle of mud.

by JGLOW June 19, 2009

Grump Bucket

The behavior of an inconsolable cat. Includes; flagrant mewing, flopping, and head butting. Cat may also repeatedly try to step on your computer keyboard or put his paw in your water glass.

I can't study with this grump bucket cat on my desk!

by BigSondra December 10, 2010

Aussie grump

Aussie Grump is the term used to describe an Australian that is always extremely agitated

Holy shit big Michael is such an Aussie grump.

by Jake👍🏼 December 5, 2016

Grump Truck

A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.

Damn, Billy is in such a bad mood. He must have gotten hit by the grump truck again.

by A Pissed off Rhino June 19, 2009

grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.

Joe K. is such a grump stump.

by Laura July 30, 2008

grump

To take a dump while walking.

I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic!

by nom du plume January 12, 2011

grump toad

Kambria Speed being grumpy

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"

by Gary Ford October 17, 2011