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crunch a grumpy

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."
by thetrots December 12, 2003
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Bust a Grumpy

Most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Specifically refers to the act of expelling acutely pungent methane gas out of one's butt.
It was the combination of 3 large bean burritos, 2 Red Bulls and a large pickled ghost pepper that caused Jordan to bust a grumpy.
by Mr. Spicer May 24, 2014
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Grumpy Cat

A cat that naturally looks grumpy. His full name is Tartar sauce, but his fame on the internet site reddit.com sparked the nick name grumpy cat. A subsequent video on youtube garnered several million views, which cemented grumpy cat's place as the most widely loved feline.

The grumpy look on his face is likely due to inbreeding, but his brother pokey does not share the same facial expression.

Grumpy cat has appeared on several television newscasts, has an entire subreddit to his name (/tard) and even clothing which features his face.
Person one: hey man have you seen that picture of the cat that looks upset?

Person two: HIS NAME IS GRUMPY CAT! Get it tight or get out
by So_Many_Tapirs November 27, 2012
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Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher
kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!
by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021
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Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.
"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"
by Valentina F. August 30, 2008
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Grumpy Cat

A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.

Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.
Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"

Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"

Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"

Grumpy Cat - "No."

Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"

Grumpy Cat - "Good."

It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!

Grumpy Cat- " No."
by wait, what?! definitions July 11, 2013
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Grumpy Grundle

A severely raw, sore, arid, chaffed, swamped out or otherwise uncomfortable grundle area. GG can be prevented with regular taintenance and breathable undergarments.
"This heat is really making my GG flare up."

"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
by Killah Tahm March 10, 2010
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