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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

The Baby Groot

When you shove a small plant up someones ass while screaming "I AM GROOT"

"I was doing the Baby Groot with my boyfriend and he said "I feel bad for the plant"

by robertajenings42069 February 21, 2021

Groot

The ultimate goal is to root Groot

I want to root Groot

by Sniefy August 11, 2018

dat groot

BIG ASS

Bruh check out dat groot on the dime over there!

by I'm Tyrone April 27, 2016

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023