Jack Griffiths

A ginger kid that gets bum fucked by his
brother Bradley G everyday, is also
cracked at Fortnite, gets all the bitches,
likes to piss on his brother and shit in his Bed

You are such a Jack Griffiths

by DEEPANALBUMSEX March 21, 2022

Freja Griffiths

The prettiest gal ever

Should Deffo date the girl she likes xx

Freja Griffiths is so hot

Oh yea she is isn't she

by Ilovelittleplants November 3, 2022

Febe Griffiths

Febe Griffiths is an so AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL!!!!! She is super friendly and is just STUNNING!!!!! If you know a Febe Griffiths then you should definitely be friends with her!!!!!!!!!

" OMG did you see that Febe Griffiths girl?!"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She is SO pretty"
"I know right!!"

by HIIIIIBESTIE April 3, 2023

Andy Griffith

Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.

You can always count on Andy.

by ATW August 18, 2005

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

joe griffith

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.

"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."

by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019