that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !
by Big Jack (ak your Ma/ Sister June 6, 2011
Get the llanelli greeting mug.a greeting used by a gang affiliate. Often involving the adding of unnecessary "Z"s. Sometimes it is simply a grunt followed by an elaborate hand gesture or gang sign. Some Gangster Greetings involve slurring words together. Others consist of a word similar to that of "dog" but spelt rather elaborately. others include terms such as "Bro", "Homie"and "Nigga"
Geoffrey:Yo wazzzzzzup, Bro.
Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*
Fredrick: Whazzhappening? DAWG!
Bystander: Whoa, those gangsters have some awesome Gangster Greetings.
Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*
Fredrick: Whazzhappening? DAWG!
Bystander: Whoa, those gangsters have some awesome Gangster Greetings.
by GangSTAR of the Swag Capital July 2, 2011
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Giggle Texting. The text message exchange taking place primarily during the flirting stage in a relationship. Principally meant to make the recipient giggle. Usually occurs before "sexting."
Charles: "So are things getting serious between you and that Jezebel?"
Eric: "No, we're just gexting for now. But I foresee a sext in the near future."
Charles: "Not bad, not bad at all."
Eric: "No, we're just gexting for now. But I foresee a sext in the near future."
Charles: "Not bad, not bad at all."
by thegexter October 20, 2012
Get the Gexting mug.Grefting is derived from the word Gref, generally used to describe the action of Gash-Hunting, or being out on the pull. Is occasionally used to describe the act of stealing/shoplifting, and hiding the objects stolen inside ones Gref, or Vagina.
1. The Boys were going out Grefting, hopes were high as Robert and the BabeRider had a foolproof plan.
2. Whilst shopping in ASDA, Ollie and friends noticed a crowd of gypsy women 'Grefting' their weekly neccessities.
2. Whilst shopping in ASDA, Ollie and friends noticed a crowd of gypsy women 'Grefting' their weekly neccessities.
by Big-OH January 24, 2009
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Get the Grixting mug.The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.
Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.
Person 2: So, what was the problem?
Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...
Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.
Person 2: So, what was the problem?
Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...
Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
by JustCallMe_L November 5, 2012
Get the Greeting Distance mug.Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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