GREG

he will definetly become your best friend, often will have dark hair, and/or blue eyes.

he.will.complete.your.life.

when you find a greg, keep him.

omg greg is my best friend ever, i dont know what i would do without him!

by sidney<3crosby May 03, 2010

Greg

Greg is a family man and would out of his way to help anyone, he had ha hard time but is stronger from it all , it is one of a kind , it's hard to get to know the real him but once you earn his trust don't lose it or you'll be the worse decision you'll ever make he is one of a kind

His name is Greg he is a keeper

by Hsbdjsbbsbs May 16, 2019

It Was Greg!

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a sticky situation one has gotten into.

"God damn it phil you spilled puke on my floor"
"ummm It Was Greg!"

"Who did this?"
"It Was Greg!"

by artimousclydefrog January 09, 2012

Greg

Walrus.

He's such a walrus! Look at Greg go!

by chickachickaslimshady May 26, 2012

Greg

A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.

I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him!

by ladysarah1784 February 10, 2010

Greg

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

by Wet tissue November 26, 2018

Greg

The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

by MountainBluebird December 08, 2009