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Mendocino Greeno

Dope weed from Mendocino or the Emerald Triangle. The term originates from the cancelled sitcom My Name Is Earl.
by Dr. Prestige Worldwide, MD January 23, 2010
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Tyler Greenwood

Someone who enjoys sucking dirty asshole with his red tongue and injecting his penis with steroids and fapping to midget porn.
All my friends are Tyler Greenwood's.
by MrCrackers99 February 28, 2019
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greenwald

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on Twitter.
by Tapiola April 9, 2016
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Greenwood MS

Located in the MS delta region. Public schools are 99% black. White kids flock to the last remaining school where they still comprise 60% White parents pay for segregation academies. Most live on the NE side of historic Grand Blvd. White trash, blacks, elderly, live on NW side, slum on east.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.

Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Church lady: Gawd punished me for not goin' to church Sunday. Got a patch of dang skeeter bites.

Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.

Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.

Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.

Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.

Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.

Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.

Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
by primrose quinn October 30, 2013
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greenwich avenue

Greenwich Avenue is the main center for shopping and hanging out in Greenwich, Connecticut. Catering to a wealthy lifestyle, shops and stores on "the ave", as it is called, are pricey. Since rent for these small shops is incredibly high, many stores come and go quickly. Some of the most notable include Rags, Wishlist, LF Stores, and the average chains such as Starbucks and the Gap.
While it serves as a shopping venue, the ave is also a popular teen hangout. Two movie theaters draw young crowds on weekends, and mobs of teenagers often roam up and down the street on a given friday night. In the center of the avenue is a small park, infamous for being the easy place to buy marijuana by the bag. (true greenwichers, however, would never refer to marijuana by that name; in truth, another language is spoken amongst the students in Greenwich and at Greenwich High School...this language is known as Greenwich Ebonics. Pot becomes nugs, drunk becomes swilled, girl becomes biddy...)
The ave becomes a common hangout for everyone, not only those who live close by. Celebs are sometimes spotted shopping in the high-end boutiques on greenwich avenue. Come take a look and decide for yourself whether the lifestyles of the rich and famous is really all that glamorous.
"Let's chill at greenwich avenue tonight"
by biddyin_gtown June 13, 2006
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Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.
"Greentown Pride!"
by Paul June 19, 2004
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Elle Greenaway

The kick-ass FBI agent portrayed by Lola Glaudini on the best show ever: Criminal Minds, who starred in season 1 and later got replaced by Emily Prentiss. She is pretty, and mostly has a good relationship with Derek Morgan and Dr.Spencer Reid. She specializes in sex offense crimes.

She lost her father, Robert Greenaway when she was only 8 years old, and in the season 1 finale, while she is in a coma after she gets shot, she talks to her father. Later, she shoots a serial rapist in cold-blood after they released the man from custody, and left the BAU. I really miss her!!!
"Did you see Elle Greenaway on Criminal Minds yesterday?!"
-"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's so bitchin' when shes in her gun stance ready to shoot!!"
by Hotchner lover August 31, 2012
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