Gratituity

The tip given after a happy ending at a massage parlor.

I was feeling so pleased with the expedience and professionalism with which she handled my sexual needs that I gave her an extra fifty dollar gratituity.

by savlen January 10, 2011

gratituitous

(adj) an act in which someone thanks someone else far more than is warranted by the action they're thanking about.

etymology: combination of "gratitude" and "gratuitous"

person 1: hey man thanks for that twizzler. i mean it, i really appreciate it. you did me a total solid.

~half an hour later~

person 1: thanks again for that twizzler man, i so owe you one.
person 2: ....well THAT was gratituitous.

by jodyOs April 27, 2011

goatitude

The act of acting like a goat or acting in a goat like way.

I AM TIRED OF YOUR GOATITUDE, JIM!

by TheGoatLord July 27, 2012

Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more

Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.

by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

gratiate

To greatly appreciate someone or something (being a contraction of the two words greatly and appreciate).

I really gratiate Sam for picking Tammy up from school today.

by FaithG November 29, 2006

Gratitude Journal

A gratitude journal is a book for recognizing, appreciating, and recording pleasant occurrences, blessings, and moments of authentic happiness and contentment.

Zakiyya Rosebelle’s “The Happy Birthday Book” is a gratitude journal that brings fun and cheer throughout the year by encouraging you to embrace the art of positive thinking, indulge yourself in the beautiful things in life, and celebrate and love yourself.

by Zakiyya Rosebelle May 31, 2017

Gratitude

When you grate with Attitude

Just gonna gratitude some cheese

by Kangaroolover12 December 28, 2018