gratiffiti

Gratitude/Grateful/Gratified + graffiti = Gratiffiti: a piece of (usually street) art made for, or dedicated to, someone as a gift of thanks.

"That is an amazeballs bit of gratiffiti bro, but the cops are gonna nail you"

by Beeblebroxologist August 7, 2014

grabify.link/BZK2SO

This is a link that will steal your ip.
Clicking it will give me the ip of what ever device your using. This is what gratify was made for.

Ip stealer: hey click this funny link grabify.link/BZK2SO
Random guy: ok sure
Ip stealer: 35.227.62.178
Random guy: that’s my Ip address!

by The Ip Stealer October 6, 2023

Gratificatory Disorder

To "march the penguins", Get the "Big O", to "Ya-ya" her sisterhood, to "Find Nemo", to say "Yoo-Hoo" to the "Hoo-Hoo", to Masturbate.

Your sister is saying Yoo-hoo to the Hoo-hoo,

She has Gratificatory Disorder.

by pitsweater June 23, 2025

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010

Self gratification

When a person goes out of their way to please oneself.

"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"

by Dreshi January 10, 2017

delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 3, 2018

Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.

Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"

by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020