A school in Worcester County, Massachusetts that's way too small for the number of students there, this year's freshman class is about 2x the size of last year's graduating class. The hallways are more congested than Rosie O'Donnell's arteries.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
These are some of the people you'll see if you ever visit Grafton High School:
KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP A CAP IN YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Jane's Addiction stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP A CAP IN YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Jane's Addiction stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
by M A a P June 28, 2007
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Although cedarburg, mequon, theinsville, and almost every other school district in the area has shut down... Us Graftonites would like to solidify our reputation as the laughing stock of Ozaukee County. Because "MAH RIGHTS!"
This disgraceful behaviour has led to the change of all grafton mascots. We are now known as the "Grafton SuperSpreaders."
Although cedarburg, mequon, theinsville, and almost every other school district in the area has shut down... Us Graftonites would like to solidify our reputation as the laughing stock of Ozaukee County. Because "MAH RIGHTS!"
This disgraceful behaviour has led to the change of all grafton mascots. We are now known as the "Grafton SuperSpreaders."
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The most secretly soft person ever but is super outgoing in a group of people. Will do anything for the people he loves. He is really cute and has good style, but can also make really dumb jokes that make you die of laughter still for some odd reason...just because it is Grafton saying them. Everyone loves Grafton.
by grassluver December 15, 2020
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Otherwise a compleat ass.
Otherwise a compleat ass.
by Jakajns February 13, 2019
Get the Grafton mug.Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
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by Woozlee March 19, 2007
Get the Wish Granting Cat mug.Grafton is a poor version of Cedarburg. They can't win a sport even if they tried. They live in a shitty town filled with average people. How boring. Nowhere near the competition level of Homestead & Cedarburg.
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