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Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Garanimalaphobia

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.
She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.
by Vladmun August 21, 2009
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grandmas kisses

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you
"i love your grandmas kisses"
by cornychips June 4, 2021
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My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up
by .Zero. April 30, 2023
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grandmaster nigger

Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".
person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win
by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020
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Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.
"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."
by chefpaul April 6, 2005
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Grandmaster Sexay

A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.
"Hey, it's Jeff!"

"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"

"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"

"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.
by Stagosaurus Sex-ay July 3, 2010
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