gradumate

A practice often seen in private, religious colleges in which a female will come to a particular institute of higher learning, not to obtain a degree but to meet a husband ie to become a trophy wife

Tina: Hey, I haven't seen Becky and Blake around campus in awhile. They weren't supposed to graduate until December. Have you seen them?
Holly: No, didn't you hear? They gradumated.

by itsbaylorbitch March 13, 2008

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Greener graduate

Person who graduated from Evergreen State College in Washington State and now works in fast food joints such as McDonalds or Burger King.

Greener graduates are more famous the farther from Washington State you go. In Washington they're just thought of as hippies.

by some guy elway in Olympia 664 June 28, 2007

Gradiated

The process of graduating highschool/college/university based upon physical merit alone.
A diploma by proxy.

While Joe was unable to pass any of his high school courses, the local college wanted him so badly that he was gradiated so that he might attend.

by JasonPl September 20, 2007

License To Graduate

A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.

The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.

Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.

Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!

by MeTheTree January 27, 2007

Sasquatch Graduate

One who does not believe in global warming ...and boasts about graduating early- sometimes resembles the great hairy sasquatch

Kelsey was being a huge sasquatch graduate today when she told us about graduation.

by Dr. CB October 16, 2008

Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022