clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

by royloyd January 22, 2014

Deja Gout

Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).

Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"

by Lexiconk May 25, 2011

may gout

originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.

"may gout with me, please?"

by candi widda i December 29, 2007

mouth gout

That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.

Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?

Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.

by Stivchik December 6, 2018

House Gout

When your house is littered with empty alcohol bottles and cans.

"You need to take a good hard look in the mirror, you've got House Gout for fucks sake. You should really think about finishing your Degree"

by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020

Out like gout

A person which is in the state of being so far from the outer fringes of cool that he that he has no hope of return to normalcy

Carrotop is out like gout

by Douchebegone March 12, 2011

Travis has gout

Travis has gout because he has sex with the maid and Melinda the Cashwise cashier.

Travis has gout, lol what a nerd

by JonGay March 28, 2021