Gout

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.

Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.

by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 06, 2018

gout

Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.

“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”

by Neenscene September 11, 2020

Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 05, 2025

gout whore

A whore that hangs around Goon. Goon is known for having severe gout: so when whores are around Goon they are called gout whores

Look at all the gout whores in Muskegon!!

by BF Goon September 12, 2020

Gout God

It is a term used to describe some one who is ugly

This boy named gout god is ugly as fuck

by 330 mill October 12, 2020

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024