Gourd

The third hand

Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.

by 1piemanpie November 9, 2018

gourded

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019

Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020

Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018

Kim gourd

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

by Horracewallace February 3, 2023

Gourd-Type

A type of body commonly drawn by internet artists where the mass from the abdomen to the calf is proportioned above average, giving the character's body a shape similar to a Bottle Gourd. This is usually done either to exaggerate a character's appearance or more commonly to sexualize a character's appearance.

New post from @johnfemboy94, November 18 2022:
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"

by Prowlerswag January 3, 2024

Gourd

A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

“Hey Keelin, can you get the gourd for the feast please?”

by artymis August 7, 2021