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Drop some goulash

A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."

"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
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Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.
Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."
by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011
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Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.
by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010
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wild like goulash

Used to describe something that's fucking off the head... Something that's wicked, very good. Comes from the fact that goulash tastes awesome.
Originated in Newfoundland, Canada.
Scenario: 2 guys playing Halo 2

Guy 1: This is fuckin wild like goulash man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah
by dskvgfd January 2, 2006
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Alabama Goulash

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.
James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.
by Jimmy Walker Junior January 17, 2010
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Apache goulash

A concoction of semen and toenails usually added to a smoothie or eaten as a side.
Dude you should try the Apache goulash at applebees
by Youngbuck420 April 25, 2023
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Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration
Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister
by Ballhumper November 19, 2023
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