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you got to be fist fucking me 

When someone does something really stupid.
Word of the Day on April 30, 2015

Thats got to count for something! 

In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.
While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"

why you got to B about it!?! 

Why you got to bitch about it?
wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

you got to be fist fucking me 

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense
hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

you got to be shitting me 

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.