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Texas Gore-Tex

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.
1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009
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Gorce

Someone who has a very big / godzilla-like penis
I heard hes a Gorce.
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Making Al Gore angry

What you're doing when doing something environmentally bad.
Why are you driving to the NASCAR game with your friends who all own hummers while leaving on the TV on and leaving the fridge door open while plugging in every thing pluggable in your house? You are making Al Gore Angry.
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gorenet

Internet
Interconnected network created by Al Gore.
dude, i found this wicked site on the gorenet the other day.
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godver de pest kkr tyfus

dutch swear used when someone is mad
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Reductio al Gore

Reductio al Gore is the argument tactic of dismissing all the science and evidence in support of man's contribution to climate change by invoking the name of Al Gore. It is a type of logical fallacy.
"I don't care that 97% of climate scientists support climate change because Al Gore makes money and I don't like Al Gore. Therefore, climate change is a hoax."

"Is that the best you can do? You don't have evidence, just a Reductio al Gore."
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gore-geous

The act of finding something that is obscenely gory, not disgusting, but in fact exceptionally beautiful.

Pronounced exactly like "gorgeous" but spelled with an extra "e" to embellish the "gore" aspect.

Used by people who love gore and gory things to describe their appreciation for things most people find repulsive.
Did you see that scene in Rob Zombie's movie "House of 1000 Corpses where the chick gets splattered by the semi truck and it smears her guts and intestines all over the road?! It was fucking gore-geous!
by scaryjesus February 20, 2011
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