Gort

Noun
A general sound muchlike the sound made of stepping in a wet sneaker, mud, or passing gas. typically inferring the sound is "wet" or "moist."
Verb
(of a person or thing) make a noise that is of a swampy or sloshy characteristic.

1: I was walking through the wet snow; it went, "gort, gort, gort."
2. Andrew: man! whats that smell?
Silas: sorry, I gorted.....

by chunkysilas June 24, 2022

Gort

"Gort" is a word usually used to describe someone who's actions are so bad you don't even want to mention their name. This word in particular is also usually not used with any other added words before it. An example of it's usage can be seen below.

Gort may be used like this:

Person 1: "Dude. Did you see what they did back in 99'? Crazy, I can't believe they'd be so cruel to those poor families"
Person 2: "Gort"

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 August 20, 2023

GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021

puff a gort

to smoke a cigarette

"wanna puff a gort?"

by Foothills November 19, 2012

Gort

A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)

Oh no its GORT!!!

by Dicknballslord90006969420elon^ May 31, 2022

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025