Gonsalvez

To be abnormally homosexual but fantastic at hiding it. If you hear the saying "I'm horny"
in the shower lock the door and cover your rectum

i almost got Gonsalvezed in the showa

by Squirt Cronn April 4, 2009

Gonzalo

he is the most beautiful guy ever he is the best guy he is best

omg look its so gonzalo

by Pepe Marcelo November 24, 2021

Gonzalo

He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.

Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.

by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021

gonzalo

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014

gonzaloid

someone who praises the terrorist known as Abimael Guzman

gonzaloid: deng is bad so im going to chop off the heads of some dogs and boil babies and call anyone I dislike a revisionist

normal person: fuck off.

by hixen discording December 9, 2021

Gonsalves

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

by TOMMMMM yeah December 17, 2008

Gonzalo

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012