A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.
by Whorses February 1, 2022
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A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
by Randatron January 19, 2024
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'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'
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