Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.

I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.

by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010

field hockey goalie

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.

you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

by bring it on yeah September 28, 2008

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019