Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.

Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

by ball dropping beast June 6, 2014

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011

black goalie

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.

Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex

by dorky minter March 20, 2017

pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Taint Goalie

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

by avbaisley September 3, 2009

Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

by Suggers March 21, 2016