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gnork

The Cult of the Great GNORK (Genetic Neural Organism of R and Kaos) is a conspiracy of anti-conspirers who worship an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence.

The roots of this group can be traced back to marble statues of an omnipotent being in direct ancestry of Thot, the egypt god of writers. (Source: Harald von Schönbrunn: Mystery of ancient cultures. In: Archaeological Periodicals; Xanten 1923, S. 23-66)
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by Avondell September 13, 2009
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E-Gnoring

To Ignore People On The Internet, To Ignore Someone Virtually.
Man #1: Hey Dude I Was E-Gnoring You Yesterday
Man #2: So That's Why You Didn't Respond!
by Ian Musial/Matt Plevniak March 18, 2006
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gnorl

to devour, eat quickly in a disgusting manner
that burger was disgusting but I was so hungry I gnorled it.
by FormFaktor May 1, 2003
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shame-gnore

v. to ignore someone's instant messege because you were looking at porn/jerkin' your gerkin without signing out of messenger first.
unfortunately its too late to sign out of messenger cause then they would think you were
instant messege: Hey!! Haven't talked to you in a while big bro! ):> do you miss your lil sis?

person (thinking): maybe if i just shame-gnore her I can finish...
by so-so yo-yo June 30, 2010
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gnork

Gnork is an english slang term that is meant to be deragotory. The word is a composition of several other slang words- Geek, Nerd, Dork.
That person is such a gnork because of the way they dress.
by Shiryou August 3, 2007
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gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.
Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."
by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006
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Gnomwnd

World Of Warcraft Term:
Upon being owned by a gnome character.
.'. You are Gnomwnd
irc Quote.

<Kalliades> hmm true
<Norse> kall
<Norse> can i skullfuck your eyeballs out please
<Kalliades> yeah norse?
<Kalliades> ffs
<Maygen> gnomwnd
by May|gen December 9, 2008
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