gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015

Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006

Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008

Guttenberg

1. verb - To ejaculate in a massive and elaborate manner. Usually associated with ejaculating as the result of hearing really good news, or seeing something incredibly awe inspiring. Named after the movie star Steve Guttenberg for no apparent reason.

Oh man, I just Guttenberged and now there's Steve all over the place.

by The Squiv April 19, 2008

ebola gluten free kush

Another kind of kush.

It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.

Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.

ebola gluten free kush

A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"

EX.1:

Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.

Jason: I'll take some!

EX.2:

#ebolaglutenfreekush

EX.3:

A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"

ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.

by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014

Gluten

Something that an attention seeker is allergic to.

Woody: I'm not sure what gluten is? Is it in bread?
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.

by EndingDestiny March 29, 2015