by lar3ry September 1, 2008
Get the gauchies mug.The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
Get the gouch gremlin mug.A Canadian Twitter party centered around an awards show. Hashtagged with #glush, anyone can join this drinking game. A bad toast, a bad dress, or a drink on camera and everyone enjoys a digital toast, knocking one back at home, together in spirit. Digital party FTW!
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Get the gouch mug.Verb, to glache (as in glacier).
Pronounced (gl-ay-sh).
It is the act of picking up random things and dropping them randomly as a trail of debris behind you, like a glacier does to the Earth. Messy people tend to glache everywhere they go.
Pronounced (gl-ay-sh).
It is the act of picking up random things and dropping them randomly as a trail of debris behind you, like a glacier does to the Earth. Messy people tend to glache everywhere they go.
"Dude your girlfriend glached all over my car yesterday. There's eye makeup in the cupholder, candy wrappers on the floor, and box of tampons in the back seat."
"Leave your nasty glaching tendencies at the door. No camper is allowed to be messy at my camp."
"For me, glaching is a way of life. I don't care about other people, or their things. I just love saying, oops I glached all over your house, hehe."
"Toddlers are the worst glachers alive. You literally see the trail, then leave a trail of tears in its place."
"Leave your nasty glaching tendencies at the door. No camper is allowed to be messy at my camp."
"For me, glaching is a way of life. I don't care about other people, or their things. I just love saying, oops I glached all over your house, hehe."
"Toddlers are the worst glachers alive. You literally see the trail, then leave a trail of tears in its place."
by jmbartho June 12, 2018
Get the Glache mug.ANY liquid or solid that is coming out, or came out of ANY crevice or hole.
To Gluce, Glucing, Gluced really any of it works.
To Gluce, Glucing, Gluced really any of it works.
Why tf did you gluce on the ground use the restroom. I’m not picking up your gluce it’s way to greasy.
by An unusually flat salmon February 24, 2022
Get the Gluce mug.When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.
Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.
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