golf clap

1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.

c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.

1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.

2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.

by Joan Touzet February 13, 2004

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Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.

Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."

by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009

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Golf prick

A smug looking bastard, usually well groomed with a possible fake tan and a mandatory visor. Resembles or actually is someone who takes recreational golf too seriously. Best exemplified by Oklahoma State Cowboys football coach Mike Gundy.

Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and sure looks like a golf prick.

by HookahHorns February 25, 2009

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Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

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