Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.

American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"

by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011

Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.

My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.

by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 14, 2016

map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

by Camzeck September 24, 2009

Wet Glitching

To be “tweaking” or another word for rain

You wet glitching. It’s so peaceful outside when it’s wet glitching.

by Wetter 200 August 21, 2019

glitchinate

To cause/exploit a bug in a video game.

Dude, I drove into the stands by glitchinating Gran Turismo.

by anamous January 20, 2005