Gestapo

Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.

I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.

by joeyjoeymc December 11, 2011

Corporate Gestapo

HR

Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!

by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

Booze Gestapo

The Booze Gestapo is a body of people with the authority to walk around camp sites and other places were people are sleeping over and check that nobody is drinking alcohol. They are known for being "to the book" people who like to crash party's. They get a fix out of doing this.

Booze Gestapo agent David Smith: "you are misusing the system!"
Me: no David, the system is misusing you!

by Dutch Ross August 16, 2009

Taco Gestapo

When a woman cock blocks another woman. She can put up a "beaver dam" to stop flirtation. Taco gestapo can also be used as a noun.

"Me and this guy were totally hitting it off, but Sarah just had to come over and taco gestapo me!"

by sadwilli August 7, 2014

gestapo tab

Coined to define the ‘for you’ tab on Twitter, which has a constant feed of right wing political views.

Hey have you clicked the Gestapo tab today, they’re saying their going to start taxing air…

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Gestapo

Right but what about the weaponized schizophrenia Matt? What's to stop a group of people from totally and completely diverting the natural path of somebody else's life by collectivizing to pretend they have a mental illness they don't actually have?

Hym "Gestapo? They weren't gestapo while Obama was deporting more people then Trump. But your silence on the weaponized schizophrenia is deafening and also tone-deaf when juxtaposed to the concern you purport to have regarding IMPOSTERS OF ICE AGENTS! What about ME imposters? What's to stop people from impersonating ME and then raping your daughter? NOT MATT DILLAHUNTY THAT'S FOR SURE!"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Grammar Gestapo

Noun; someone who pays astute attentive to grammar when writing or speaking. Grammar gestapo also place significant emphasis on parallel structure, word choice, use of imagery and figurative language in their writing.

My college essay tutor is a true grammar expert, and we jokingly refer to her as the grammar gestapo.

by BrooklynJGT December 25, 2022