Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

goren flaxovich

Nonsense filler word created by Vincent "Don Vito" Margera.

I don't care I just wanda getouddahere cumon. Goren flaxovich.

by Caleb Clark April 12, 2007

girellyfish

a glorious combination between two of the best creatures alive - giraffes and jellyfish, yet to be bred with slow lorises (successively)

You made a really terrible mistake? Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!

by girellyfishlover June 16, 2011

jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

mrs gren

所有生物都有必需的生命迹象，MRS GREN是七个生物必须运动的简称 分别是：
M Movement All living things move,even plants.
R Respiration. Getting energy from food.
S Sensitivity. Detecting changes in the surroundings.
G Growth. All living things grow.
R Reproduction Making living things of the same type.
E Excretion Getting rid of waste.
N Nutrition. Taking in and use food.

原句解释：Living things have certain life processes in common, there are 7 things they need to do to count as being alive.MRS GREN is a funny way to remember them.

by Eilladia Leomong April 21, 2014

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019