Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

giffing

When somebody sends an animated GIF via text message, and you can see the animation. Most commonly used when the GIF isn't giffing.

Phil sent everyone a GIF using his StarTAC flip phone, but the image isn't giffing.

by Redrider93 July 7, 2012

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

re-re-gifting

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.

Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?

by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010

Gitfinger

Gitfinger: 'to finger a git' (Git; a small furry animal usually found in the end of ones sock)
(preferably of the stinky variety)

"That window licker is a real Gitfingerer"
"I could really finger me a hot lookin Git!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

Girting

Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.

''Oh, he's such a good listener!

- No, he's not! He's just girting. He doesnt give a fu*k!"

by littlekidlover January 11, 2014

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008