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A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school
by Doctor Frankenstein November 14, 2010
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Ghoster

A Ghoster is a drinking binge that lasts for over 2 days. The requirements are no sleeping, no eating, drift between many houses and pubs that are not your own possibly even a park. The drink of choice will always be Strongbow.
"Crack open another Strongbow, I'm on a Ghoster"
by BobbyTheGhoster December 13, 2009
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ghoster

That worthless butthole, that ghosted you. Stop chasing ghosts. Stay real.
Amy: Have you seen that date from last week again?
Lisa: No, sent him a couple texts but he didnt answer yet.
Amy: Get over that M*therf*cker. He's a ghoster.
by Mahar Gony April 30, 2016
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ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.
Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.
by elprza October 28, 2003
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Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.
Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!
by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010
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Ghosters

People who do not live in your neighborhood but still come there any way to 'Trick or Treat.'
Nick: "Theres more and more Ghosters every year in this neighborhood."
Tom: "Yea, why dont they stay in there own neighborhood!"
by tom nelson November 1, 2006
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Ghoster

a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.

Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.

Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!

...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
by n00dle12357 April 14, 2010
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