groping

to touch or fondle someone sexualy to get em horny!

i was over at my bfs house and halfway through making out he started groping my boobs really sexually. it felt so good so i groped his hard long cock

by sexyhornygirl May 27, 2009

goopiepoopalitis

fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.

goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man

by topher mcpherson August 24, 2006

goopin

to take or steal (also used in competition and for fun) *savage(ly)*

its goopin season
we gooped all that shit

by squeak a.k.a dooney October 4, 2010

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

ghoint

Ghost joint; a joint that mysteriously appears in your home, almost like a ghost put it there.

Jack: Another ghoint appeared on the windowsill last night
Baileigh: holy shit

by supposedtobewritingessays April 17, 2021

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.

"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."

by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021