geezer ass 

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

geezer ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

thats the greez

a phrase often used when the act of greezing happens.

"Wow, this guy just punched me in the face for no reason!"
"Really?! Thats the greez!"

thats the greez by anonymous12345432123 April 23, 2010

Geezoid 

A ladyboy, transexxual or shemale.

"Jeez Mick, have you seen the arse on that girl over there? She's a real beauty"

"You've had far too much to drink Ed, that's a geezoid"

"Shit".

Geezoid by Ed Bosh October 11, 2008

Diamond Geezer 

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

Diamond Geezer by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants 

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geezer shopping 

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

geezer shopping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Geezers Gonna Geez 

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

Geezers Gonna Geez by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021