Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

gerbilhead

A semi retarded male with a bad haircut and questionable morals.

Oh great.... Gerbilhead Mike is here...

by Burnie Lomax December 25, 2015

gerbil

the opposite of cougars. when a younger girl likes an older guy.

"hey look at that chick over there. shes totally checking you out."
"she must be like 15! she is such a gerbil."

by colobumo August 26, 2009

Gerbil Shot

A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.

Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!

by Steve Ke September 24, 2007

Gerbil

n. Term originating from Saturday Night Live meaning the opposite of a cougar; a younger girl who likes older men the way an older woman (cougar) likes younger men

Bartender: Here you go, two shots of tequila.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Andy: Gerbils?
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.

by imissedwoodstocktwice April 14, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar.

Watch out they're Gerbils.

by speed123400 April 12, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. First defined on SNL.

Woman(24 years old) to Man(45 year old): "Wanna go to my place?"

Man to Woman: " Gerbil?" :)

by Stingray547 June 7, 2009