gribble-grabble

the smalls things in life, pointless things

instead of saying, "don't sweat the small stuff"

don't worry about the gribble-grabble
oh, that's just gribble-grabble, move on!

by stef August 27, 2004

gribbler

A particularly smelly breed of crusty hippy / new age drop out. Defined by long dread locks and hemp clothes.

'eurgh it smells like gribblers in here'

by Tinker September 28, 2004

gribble life

When someone lives a Gribble Life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. This person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. Derived from the TV show "King of the Hill", the phrase is based of one of the main characters, Dale Gribble.

(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.

(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.

by Accio_Doctor September 19, 2014

Caiden Gribble

The straights gay person Ive ever met. He will haunt your dreams and want you to fondle his butt cheeks. He will appear in the darkest hour, and rizz on you. His dick is too big to handle, but you will want to take it all in.

Do you know, Caiden Gribble is gonna stretch that tinny kitty 😼

by xDonniex007 January 10, 2023

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.

What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.

by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

Gribble

Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".

"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"

by Don juan January 11, 2004

gribble

verb. playing around, goofing around, fidgeting, playing with objects. mostly used with children. I first learned the word in the mid 60's. We heard it our household all the time growing up. to be cute you can call someone who gribbles a lot, a gribbler. gribbling can also be an annoying thing. if one child is poking another child on a car trip, you might turn and shout "hey! stop gribbling or you'll walk home"

example with gribble -- 'Stop gribbling I'm trying to watch this show!'

by zoomerang January 8, 2010