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genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals
"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"
by HungoverDave March 31, 2015
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Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
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genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
by alexw January 18, 2008
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genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
by YOITTIT February 5, 2010
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Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
by Hydrated May 15, 2010
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genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
by bsffreak May 28, 2008
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Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.
by DasWonton September 18, 2018
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