sack gazer

A male person who enjoys viewing (or gazing at) the male genitalia. Possible origin: Homophobic and/or hilarious electrical contractor.

Cover your shame, Jim. That sack gazer is checking out your package.

by Jim Bartler September 26, 2006

navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

navel gazer

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

by Crazy Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013

gawker

Somebody who watches celebrities- (see gawkerstalker)

Gawker is short for a gawkerstalker

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

gawkerstalker

Somebody who tracks celebrities and tells others of their whereabouts, what they are wearing and who they are with.

Gawkerstalkers know exactly what the celebs are up to!

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

Moon Gazers

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

by Vengex March 4, 2011

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008