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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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Gayification

Adolf: YOU SHALL NOT USE YOUR GAYIFICATION ON ME!
by Gansje June 9, 2018
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Gasification

Someone who is extremely lactose intolerant and proceeds to formulate disgusting amounts of sulphuric gas.
Shorty: Yo gimme that carton it lookin amazing today

Husband: Please don’t shorty, gasification is going to happen you stinky bitch!
by Word Wizzard Man December 20, 2021
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gatafication

an intense reversal of sexual orientation occuring when fierce abhorrence for a specific individual swings back like an erotic pendulum,irreversibly metamorphosing into an equally intense queer fixation.lineally traceable to the oft-lamented greek tragedy
Wow,once the gatafication took hold,you couldnt tell that guy shit anymore.
by Dr.Hugh Jasscock March 18, 2010
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gemification

An Unnecessary tag on hypnohub.net related to Steven universe
I've decided to favorite gemification
by Guillermo DeMondiccivic August 12, 2019
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guapification

who shoji is, means he a god.
yo is that "guapification" aka shoji!!! im a fan.
by shojiordylan August 8, 2022
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goatification

The process of turning something into the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
Winning this tournament is the end of his goatification. If he wins he will be the goat.
by tjerv January 15, 2023
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