Gaara of the Funk

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.

Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"

by Otterdude December 11, 2007

Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.

Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"

by Captain Dave March 2, 2005

Gator Nut

The larger of the two testicles that hangs lower. In theory the alligator would be able to reach that one. It is usually refered to as the favored one, like the most loved child.

I had testicular cancer when I was in college and had to have a testie removed. At least it wasn't my Gator Nut.

by Steveo-mac May 18, 2009

Gaara

Gaara is the most cutest anime boy in the anime Naruto. He had a sad history, his father sealed the one tailed beast inside of him before birth. This causing his mother to die when he was born. His father blamed Gaara for her death and the whole village became afraid of him. Gaara then grew up alone not even his brother or sister wanted to go near him. One of the senseis he had who loved him then tried to assainated Gaara. gaara then learned to care and love only himself. His mothers love was put into the sand which is in the gourd on his back and that sand will go to his protection at any time Gaara then began to continue to live his life alone in sadness and hatred until he met Naruto and became happy then starting a new life.
P.s. the thing around Galata's eyes is a birthmark not mascara just like Naruto doesn't have whiskers it's a birth mark.

Gaara is an awesome character in naruto

by Mizuki Herazaki August 2, 2018

Gator-roll

A violent naked roll across the top of bed sheets. Typically a mans maneuver after sexual activities to quickly dry off, and regulate body temperature before sleeping.

Kim: I'm taking a shower, and freshing up. Would you like a towel.
Kyle: I'm good. I gator-rolled across the bed.

When we got to the hotel, the bed looked to be pre gator-rolled.

by Kyleolsenwalsh November 29, 2014

gaara fangirl

A common species of fangirl, often from North America or Canada.

This breed of fangirl will generally worship the Naruto character Gaara, to the point of rabid obsession. (Ex. Having posters, plushies, pictures, action figures, videos, fanarts, fanfictions, T-shirts, ect. with Gaara)

Also may think they 'own' this fictional 2D character, or are with or married to him. Overall, very dangerous. Approach with caution.

Normal Person: Isn't Gaara cool?

Gaara Fangirl #1: -gasp- HOW DARE YOU, YOU WHORE?! HE'S MY SMEXILICIOUS 2D CHARACTER!! -foams at the mouth-

Normal Person: O_o -backs away slowly-

by LonelyNeko13 January 19, 2008

later gator

Goodbye. Short for "See you later, alligator". In-the-know people will respond with an "after a while, crocodile."

Him: "Well, I'm outta here. Have a nice evening."

Her: "Later, gator."

by erin® November 26, 2003