big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

Gargantua Magnia Regina Homophilia

Latin for "Massive fag hag"

A woman who is extremely obsessed with homosexual men.

"My wife is such a gargantua magnia regina homophilia, but she still doesn't let me fuck her up the arse."

"Karen has so many gay friends!"
"Yeah she's a total gargantua magnia regina homophilia."

by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009

gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...

holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!

by spidergrafx October 19, 2010

gargantuan hoe

thats a huge bitch with a hairy back,a big stinky pussy, bed sores, and the gout

that gargantuan hoe looks like she ate my ass for dinner

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant

I looked up at the slutty gargantuant

by Xhira May 16, 2015

Gargantu-Queer

An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.

Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.

by We.Like.Vaginas December 28, 2011

gargantuan

One who is larger than they should be.
Having exessive body mass.

OMG look at that gargantuan over there, she could eat you in one bite.

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005