Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

Gareth

A rapist. He has raped many people including his sister

Gareth was just here watch out

by Zia’s Lover November 6, 2017

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

Gareth

Gareth has a small penis.

That’s as small as a Gareth

by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020

Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020