by Angels of death fan October 29, 2020
Aaron Gardner means the most to me .. He's the most cutest person on this earth I love him so much his brown eyes are so amazing I just wanna snuggle him forever and everrr.. He makes me happy if I'm upset or mad he's funny and sweet<3 I love you Aaron<3
by RawrGoesEwin September 29, 2013
A weasel. A little botanist sucking fool. Kid likes to suck off khabib after his fights and take it from behind from Daniel Cormier. Kids mood flips on a dime. Curly haired Jew looking ass. Pale as Casper the ghost in this bitch. Words cannot describe how sped this homo gardener is.
by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018
The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.
All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
by FD45acp September 03, 2015
A small city in Eastern KS 25 minutes outside of Kansas City. Known for mass amounts of illegal drugs and cops that do absolutley nothing about it. Also, the people that aren't on drugs are usually stuck up because they think they came from money.
Get me the fuck out of Gardner, KS
by kcrofford June 14, 2011
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