blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it

Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

by Spicy Cabbage November 8, 2019

garvita

perfect tits and ass, perfect for sister fuckers.
her ass is jucier than melons. tits are a perfect mix of saggy and perky.

if garvita had an ass insurance, the insurance companies would go bankrupt

by Nicholasisthewhitestguy December 4, 2021

garvita

mass tits, ass is gods creation, juicer than melons.
good for sister fuckers. Tits are a perfect balance of saggy and perky.

If garvita had an ass insurance, it would bankrupt the insurance companies

by Nicholasisthewhitestguy December 4, 2021

gordita

Border slang. A bi-sexual female.

I think she's a gordita!

by D.B. Cooper_727 June 16, 2010

gardintærten

Danish slang for vagina. Introduced by Latterbryggerne.dk

"Hun havde meget ondt i gardintærten, hvorfor hun også søgte læge."

by Latterbryggerne July 13, 2017

gardiwap

The mixture of the odors of garlic, dick, and pussy.

"Bruh I'm telling you I walked up in shawty's crib and it smelled like straight gardiwap."

by Wordsofdawise October 11, 2020