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girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.
I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.
by Nexie December 24, 2006
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Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.
"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."
by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017
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backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.
by Amsterdam June 12, 2005
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Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
by d0tc0m May 13, 2010
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uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.
burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
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1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006
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OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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