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fraser's gambit 

A maneuver in which a male, usually intoxicated, attempts to guide the hand of a female, also intoxicated, towards his groinal area during makeouts, resulting in either retaliation, or, in cases of exceptional intoxication on the part of the female, a sloppy handjob.
Yeah, he tried to pull fraser's gambit on Pamela, and got a quick slap to the face. Good try tho.
fraser's gambit by R$ch-m$n July 15, 2008
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Stoner’s Gambit

A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.
Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.

Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”
Stoner’s Gambit by kitdoor January 12, 2011

Gambit skeet 

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.
Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.
Gambit skeet by Ty Rock December 13, 2008

gambitting 

When you though anything in the shape of a card at someone. You must yell Gambit. This is in reference to Gambit from the X-Men who threw playing cards.
Christian "Gambit". (As you yell gambit you throw the card)
I love to Gambitting.
gambitting by Gambitting February 26, 2010

Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.
GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.
Screenshot Gambit by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.
Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

Ben's Gambit

The act of taking all of your most powerful units in a vanguard around your leader across the map into the enemy castle to slay the enemy leader, winning the game.
The Foremost guy: I'm taking Jenigga slayer the 2nd and going for the Ben's gambit
Ben's Gambit by Jenigga January 17, 2023