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Shave-id and Goliath

Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.
I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.
by W0nt0ns00p April 24, 2009
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david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.
Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
by Detwiler November 7, 2007
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david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.
I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.
by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009
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asshole goliath

a giant asshole of goliath proportions. basically poop
by awesome awesome mann November 29, 2006
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Goliath

Zip it Goliath
by Swedish waffle December 13, 2016
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Goliath

Goliath was described as a giant, but mobsters and kings are sometimes described as giants even though they're short. There are many short guys with a similar disposition to Goliath, and if you didn't take the bible literally, you wouldn't rule out the possibility that Goliath is more like the short guy you went to school with or worked with.
If a short guy who was a lot like Goliath in disposition had written the story of David and Goliath, wouldn't he want people to think Goliath was 9 feet tall (which would be record breaking for a human being)?
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019
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Goliath

Sometimes you get a five foot nothing bully with the soul of a 9 foot 10 ogre, which is the same thing as goliath, except this kind of bully thinks everyone else is goliath.
Goliath keeps calling me goliath, when really he/she is trying to take over towns he/she isn't from like Napoleon.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2019
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