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Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! 

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
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Safety Gag 

The act of forcing one's self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. This act prevents the Gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarrassment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.
Bro 1: Bro I thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

Bro 2: Yeah bro, thats why i went for the Safety Gag.
Safety Gag by CeeSection September 15, 2009

Gag a maggot with a spoon.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

stretched-gag 

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.
Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...
stretched-gag by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

The sloppy gag off 

Whe a girl and her partner Goes in to to doggy style and the cums on the back on the other partner and licks it off there back
I about to the sloppy gag off to girl

Stavros gag on this dick 

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt