Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.

"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.

by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017

October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today

October 18 National Adoption day

by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019

madoption

Circumventing legal requirements and adopting a child from another country by using your fame and money to pressure/bribe the government into bending the rules for you.

Celebrity X pulled a madoption by donating money to a small third world country in exchange for an orphan.

by alyson74 April 5, 2009

gagortion

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Alex Fech... ah nevermind, you don't even know the guy. I'm giving this joke a Gagortion."

by Bananawhistle January 31, 2014

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

by vegetable_television December 26, 2010

Adoption!

A recyclable kid

I'm gonna have an Adoption!

by GoatDreamer November 19, 2019