Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.

Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.

by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008

ma'googled

When Google maps takes one on a wild goose chase of inefficient routing and streets instead of highways - or changes the route initially expected- often due to incorrect calculations about traffic time

Awww man why did we end up on this street instead of the highway- and we're now stuck in construction traffic! We've been ma'googled!

by JMG_Cincy_GoIrish May 19, 2016

googledown

An informational throwdown. To agree to solve a dispute using a Google search and the information discovered from it.

We couldn't agree if it takes two or four miracles to become a Saint, so we had a googledown.

by ChicagoGamerGuy February 26, 2008

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.

Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!

by GeoYota July 5, 2015

Googledolia

A psychological phenomenon wherein an unremarkable feature or artifact in a Google Earth image is perceived as significant.

Guy #1: I just found the Loch Ness monster on Google Earth!
Guy #2: No that's just Googledolia, it's actually a boat.

by Avarcirwen September 7, 2009

Googledoc

A person who repeatedly uses Google searches to diagnose illness. A Googledoc is often a medical wannabe who compulsively attempts to help others with their medical problems.

My friend, the local Googledoc, told me about a new treatment I should try for my eczema.

by ammorningstar April 21, 2009