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Getting Randy on my Johnson 

Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.
After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”
Getting Randy on my Johnson by Jway4 February 10, 2022

Getting Carried on Fortnite

Dimos is shit at Fortnite, so he gets carried by everyone he plays with.
Fuck Dimos, that cunt, he is always getting carried on FOrtnite

getting fucked on 

Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun.

getting tipsy on the hatorade 

1)drunk or slightly drunk on hate over something stupid
2)hating something or someone hard
3)Hating with jealousy on someone or something
4)hating something or what a person gets or has
Trevor: Man I wanted those Jordans and he got them for free.
Travis: Yo, man quit getting tipsy on the hatorade! Just be glad you got some shoes!

getting that on tape 

A phrase or saying for having a record or documentation of something that occurred/event. Does not have to be on a tape or VHS recorder, can be any type of media such as video, audio or photography. Any device can be used for this, even modern devices.
Emily busted her shit on the stairs. Her friend Janie laughs and says "I wish I had gotten that on tape!"
Therefore getting that on tape.

Getting Pissed on 

The act of being made fun of/ humiliated by others
Guy1: your ugly

Friend: imagine getting pissed on by some random guy